Coworker L: ” I was doing my education in the 60s.
I was doing my career in the 70s.
I missed all the sex and drugs and fun.
I’m not missing the next big thing.”
Boss B: “I try to think I’m good at coming up with things on the fly.”
“I have to think positively about myself sometimes.”
flyonthewall2 to Boss B: “Because if you don’t, who else will?”
In an email from a Vendor to flyonthewall2:
Subject: We Thought you might enjoy this.
I thought you’d like to see what we found when we opened the banner stand you dropped off.
Not sure who used this last but if they want their undies back let us know! š
Reply from flyonthewall2 to Vendor:
Yeah … Trade shows in Vegas … Pretty crazy stuff š
Glad you guys got a good laugh out of it. I have a suspicion of which banner it was. Iām going to use it to harass …
In an email from flyonthewall2 to Customer:
Thought you might get a kick out of what was found in your banner stand bag by the printing guys …
Reply from Customer to flyonthewall2:
Were they my speedo scooby doo undies?
Coworker B to Coworker A: “Hey, do we have any customers in Europe?”
Coworker A: “I think we have a couple in England.”
Coworker B: “Is England in Europe?”
Coworker A: {heavy pause} “No, it’s in South America.” (read with sarcasm)
Coworker B: “Oh, yeah. That’s right.”
Coworker A to Boss A: “So you won’t bet money. Let’s do slavery, you’ve never had a problem with slavery before.”
Coworker C in an all-staff email: “Hey gang . . . . . . the break room knives keep disappearing . . . we are now missing all three small knives. Would you check your office space to see if you happen to have them (dart games during lunch??!!) . . . and quietly slip them back where they go! : )”
Boss A to flyonethewall1: “That’s why you’re not married yet. You don’t know how to put together furniture.”
flyonthewall1: “Why does he run?” (As coworker runs past office door.)
flyonthewall2: “Because he’s weird.” (in loud whisper)
Coworker B: “Where are you going to put plastic?”
Boss A: “Over their (fellow coworkers) heads.”
Over The Office Edge 